How angry is your girlfriend

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So You always wanted to know just how angry your girlfriend can get during an argument. So those times when her face was red,steam was coming out of her ears and tears were rolling down her pretty little face,you thought she was trying to show you how much she loves you,right? WRONG!

You are sick of getting slapped in the face and you taken more punches than Rocky Balboa in the last round.

You are not sure exactly who can hear your arguments in the house and you wonder :“Are the neighbours looking at me, because I always argue with my girlfriend or because I steal their newspaper every morning.

Then we have the perfect solution for you and all other men who want to understand their girlfriends.

„HOW ANGRY IS YOUR GIRLFRIEND“ the app for the man who thinks „Honey we have to talk“ is the start of a romantic adventure.

„HOW ANGRY IS YOUR GIRFRIEND“ not only shows you how angry your girlfriend really is and gives you some helpful advice on how to react or to prevent a fight. It shows you using the most advanced tecnology previously only used in space travel.This special frequencey/loudness device analyses the chances of getting a slap (SlapCon). And the amount of neighbours that hear your fight (ShameCon). So you know why your neighbours are looking at you and you know that you get a slap before your girlfriend lifts her arm.

Of course you can post the aggression status from your girlfriend on FACEBOOK and warn the whole world.

No animals were harmed in the making of HOW ANGRY IS YOUR GIRFRIEND.

In twelve months 70 woman were recorded and analysed during an argument. And now you can profit from this knowledge.

HOW ANGRY IS YOUR GIRFRIEND